My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
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Step 5 Preview is StepFun's flagship model for agentic work, built on a sparse Mixture-of-Experts architecture (27B active / 600B total parameters). It performs strongly in software engineering and professional...
Published: 08/10/2026
https://openrouter.ai/stepfun/step-5-preview
Claude Haiku 5.5 is Anthropic's small, fast model for high-volume, cost-sensitive work such as summarization, subagents, and browser use. It succeeds Claude Haiku 4.5 with stronger coding, computer use, and...
Published: 07/10/2026
https://openrouter.ai/anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5
Nano Banana 2.1 (Gemini Nano Banana 2.1) is Google's image generation and editing model on the Flash tier, succeeding Nano Banana 2 and Nano Banana Pro. It improves product recontextualization,...
Published: 06/10/2026
https://openrouter.ai/google/gemini-nano-banana-2.1
Published: today https://github.com/openclaw/openclaw/releases/tag/v2026.9.4
This model always redirects to the latest model in the OpenAI GPT Astra family.
Published: Fri, 11 Sep 2026 12:48:52 GMT
This model always redirects to the latest model in the OpenAI GPT Terra family.
Published: Fri, 11 Sep 2026 12:48:45 GMT
This model always redirects to the latest model in the OpenAI GPT Luna family.
Published: Fri, 11 Sep 2026 12:48:42 GMT
Fugu Ultra v2 is the higher-performance model in Sakana AI's Fugu family. Rather than a single monolithic model, Fugu is a learned multi-agent orchestration system: a language model trained to...
Published: Fri, 11 Sep 2026 05:43:03 GMT
Fugu Max is the cost-performance model in Sakana AI's Fugu family. Rather than a single monolithic model, Fugu is a learned multi-agent orchestration system: a language model trained to route...
Published: Fri, 11 Sep 2026 05:32:51 GMT
Dexterous manipulation remains one of the biggest barriers keeping robots from successfully tackling a wide range of everyday tasks. A sense of touch could be the key, but a lack of quality data has held back progress. This is now starting to change as academic labs and startups race to build new tactile datasets and techniques to put them to use. Over the last few years, vision-language-action (VLA) models have significantly improved the ability of robots to carry out complex tasks involving ob...
Source: spectrum.ieee.org • Published: Thu, 10 Sep 2026 18:22:35 +0000
From 25–27 August, UK RAS STEPS members came together at the University of York’s Institute for Safe Autonomy for a three-day Micromaze Robot Hackathon. Working in teams, participants were challenged to design, build and program autonomous robots capable of navigating a series of increasingly complex mazes. Each team used a custom Raspberry Pi Pico W […]
Source: robohub.org • Published: Fri, 11 Sep 2026 13:07:25 +0000
Researchers have found a way to perform certain quantum operations more than 1,000 times faster, cutting thousands of repeated control cycles down to just one. The advance could reduce errors and bring reliable, fault-tolerant quantum computers closer to reality.
Source: www.sciencedaily.com • Published: Fri, 11 Sep 2026 07:52:30 EDT
Video Friday is your weekly selection of awesome robotics videos, collected by your friends at IEEE Spectrum robotics. We also post a weekly calendar of upcoming robotics events for the next few months. Please send us your events for inclusion. Humanoids Summit Seoul : 22–23 September 2026, SEOUL IROS 2026 : 27 September–1 October 2026, PITTSBURGH CoRL 2026 : 9–12 November 2026, AUSTIN Enjoy today’s videos! Traversing sparse 3D structures requires humanoid robots to perceive thin, overhanging ge...
Source: spectrum.ieee.org • Published: Fri, 11 Sep 2026 15:30:04 +0000
On September 3rd, the European Space Agency marked the successful arrival of its BepiColombo mission to Mercury, just the third spacecraft to ever visit our solar system’s innermost planet. Despite being so close to Earth, it takes roughly as much time to arrive in orbit around Mercury as it would to arrive at Pluto: more […] The post Humanity’s 3rd Visit to Mercury Kicks Off with the Successful Arrival of BepiColombo Mission appeared first on Good News Network .
Why this is uplifting: This story highlights positive developments and offers reasons for hope and optimism.
Published: Thu, 10 Sep 2026 18:30:34 +0000
From Serbia comes the story of a technically-impressive and luxurious Roman bath complex discovered for the first time. Containing three different bathing pools and a sauna, it was designed for Emperor Maximinus Daza, who briefly held the throne before dying in a civil war. The bath complex, known in Latin as a balneum, was found […] The post Luxurious Bath Complex Used by Roman Emperor Found in Serbia appeared first on Good News Network .
Why this is uplifting: This story highlights positive developments and offers reasons for hope and optimism.
Published: Fri, 11 Sep 2026 13:00:55 +0000
In Kenya, an entrepreneur has created a robotic hand that can translate a teacher’s voice into sign language for deaf students. Some 300,000 children in Kenya are either deaf or hearing impaired, and not only are just a fraction them enrolled in school, but Kenya lacks any standardized signed language, making concepts like math and […] The post Kenyan Startup Makes Robotic Hands That Translate Teacher’s Voice into Signs for Deaf Students appeared first on Good News Network .
Why this is uplifting: This story highlights positive developments and offers reasons for hope and optimism.
Published: Fri, 11 Sep 2026 11:00:59 +0000
65 years ago today, the World Wildlife Fund was formed to save diverse species across the planet. With 35 million supporters and offices in nearly 100 countries, WWF has helped establish protected areas like the Galapagos National Park and worked to conserve iconic species including pandas, tigers, rhinos, and elephants—giving these animals and many more […] The post Good News in History, September 11 appeared first on Good News Network .
Why this is uplifting: This story highlights positive developments and offers reasons for hope and optimism.
Published: Fri, 11 Sep 2026 07:00:00 +0000
Solutions to save the planet, protecting childhood from algorithms, and the new world map, plus more The post What went right this week: the good news that matters appeared first on Positive News .
Why this is uplifting: This story highlights positive developments and offers reasons for hope and optimism.
Published: Fri, 11 Sep 2026 05:50:39 +0000