What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
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Grok 4.7 is SpaceXAI's flagship model for coding, agentic tasks, and knowledge work, succeeding Grok 4.6. It is particularly strong at long-running software engineering tasks, verifying its own work, and...
Published: 21/09/2026
https://openrouter.ai/x-ai/grok-4.7
Bonsai 2 27B is a 27B-parameter reasoning model from PrismML derived from Qwen3.8-27B. It supports coding, mathematics, tool calling, and image understanding with a 262K-token context window. Ternary compression shrinks...
Published: 18/09/2026
https://openrouter.ai/prism-ml/ternary-bonsai-2-27b
GLM-5.3-FlashX is the high-speed variant of Z.ai's GLM-5.3-Flash, a native multimodal model delivering inference speeds of up to 200 tokens/s. Built on the same hybrid sparse and linear attention architecture...
Published: 18/09/2026
https://openrouter.ai/z-ai/glm-5.3-flashx
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By Maria Jose Galvez Trigo, Cardiff University and Paul Willis, Cardiff University New BBC sitcom Ann Droid imagines a near future in which robots provide care and companionship to older people at home. The series centres on Sue, a recent widow played by Sue Johnston, her hapless son Michael and Linda, an assistive care robot […]
Source: robohub.org ⢠Published: Mon, 07 Sep 2026 09:33:36 +0000
You sit down and put your arm in the cradle. You press a button. The machine takes it from there. A near-infrared light sweeps your inner elbow, hunting for a vein. A puff of alcohol hits your skin. An ultrasound probe glides across the arm, mapping how deep the vessel runs and which way it bends. Doppler captures the direction of blood flow to rule out the artery. The cuff tightens around your upper arm. The needle comes down and pierces the skin. Your blood flows into the collection tubes, eac...
Source: spectrum.ieee.org ⢠Published: Mon, 07 Sep 2026 13:00:01 +0000
An East Honolulu high school student discovered a fungi in coconut husks that could clean up plastics and sunscreen from the oceanâand her won multiple awards at the HawaiĘťi State Science & Engineering Fair. Vera Wang, a senior at Kaiser High School, won in multiple categories after conducting experiments in Anthony Amendâs lab at the […] The post Teen Discovers Coconut Fungi Can Filter Plastic and Sunscreen From SeaâAnd Wins Science Fair appeared first on Good News Network .
Why this is uplifting: This story highlights positive developments and offers reasons for hope and optimism.
Published: Sun, 06 Sep 2026 21:33:34 +0000
See that red backpack there? Sampson James used it to carry around his meager possessions during a stint of homelessness. Little did James know at the time this photo was taken, however, that it was also carrying around his salvation. This remarkable story of fraternityâphilosophical and literalâcomes from Steve Hartman’s “On the Road” segment at […] The post Chance Encounter Between 2 Indiana Graduates Rescues Former College Ball Star from Homelessness appeared first on ...
Why this is uplifting: This story highlights positive developments and offers reasons for hope and optimism.
Published: Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:00:20 +0000
90 years ago today, Buddy Holly was born into poverty in a musical family in Lubbock, Texas. In just 18 months, from his first #1 hit song, That’ll Be The Day, to when he died in a tragic plane crash at age 22, the prolific singer-songwriter topped the charts with more than a dozen Top […] The post Good News in History, September 7 appeared first on Good News Network .
Why this is uplifting: This story highlights positive developments and offers reasons for hope and optimism.
Published: Mon, 07 Sep 2026 07:00:00 +0000
Crossing the climate threshold now looks unavoidable, but temperatures are still shaped by the choices we make now The post Weâre likely to breach 1.5C. What happens next is still in our hands appeared first on Positive News .
Why this is uplifting: This story highlights positive developments and offers reasons for hope and optimism.
Published: Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:04:14 +0000
Communities have recognized a fundamental truth about challenging systems of power: You can't do it alone.
Why this is uplifting: This story highlights positive developments and offers reasons for hope and optimism.
Published: Thu, 13 Aug 2026 22:07:23 +0000