What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?
They can't control their pupils.
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Published: 2026-07-13T11:44:58+00:00
Fast-mode variant of <a href="/anthropic/claude-opus-5">Opus 5</a> - identical capabilities with higher output speed at 2x pricing relative to regular Opus 5.
Learn more in Anthropic's docs: https://platform.claude.com/docs/en/build-with-claude/fast-mode
Published: 24/07/2026
https://openrouter.ai/anthropic/claude-opus-5-fast
Claude Opus 5 is Anthropic’s flagship model for demanding reasoning, coding, and long-horizon agentic work. It is particularly strong at end-to-end software tasks, code review and bug finding, visual analysis...
Published: 24/07/2026
https://openrouter.ai/anthropic/claude-opus-5
Ling-3.0-flash is a 124B-parameter Mixture-of-Experts (MoE) model, with approximately 5.1B parameters activated per token. The model is designed with token efficiency and production-scale agentic inference as key priorities, enabling developers...
Published: 23/07/2026
https://openrouter.ai/inclusionai/ling-3.0-flash
| Model | Capabilities | Publication Date |
|---|---|---|
| NVIDIA: Nemotron 3 Super (free) | N/A | 11/03/2026 |
| MiniMax: MiniMax M2.5 (free) | N/A | 12/02/2026 |
| Free Models Router | N/A | 01/02/2026 |
| StepFun: Step 3.5 Flash (free) | N/A | 29/01/2026 |
| Arcee AI: Trinity Large Preview (free) | N/A | 27/01/2026 |
Published: today https://github.com/openclaw/openclaw/releases/tag/v2026.7.1-beta.6
By moving their hands and fingers, users can direct a robot to play piano or shoot a basketball, or they can manipulate objects in a virtual environment.
Source: robohub.org • Published: Mon, 13 Jul 2026 08:27:45 +0000
A robot that swims like a diving bird and then flies like, well, a bird, sounds like the setup for two different machines bolted together. But researchers at MIT and EPFL built one that does both with a single set of wings. No propellers, no legs, and no origami-style folding mechanism to switch modes. Continue Reading Category: Robotics , Engineering Tags: MIT , Robots , Engineering , Birds , EPFL , Biomimicry , Flight , Dive , Swim
Source: newatlas.com • Published: Mon, 13 Jul 2026 11:39:16 GMT
A new study suggests the brain begins making decisions much earlier than scientists previously thought. Researchers found that even primary sensory regions are influenced by higher brain areas through rapid feedback loops, rather than simply passing information forward. This more dynamic view of brain function could help engineers design future AI systems that think more like biological brains while using far less power.
Source: www.sciencedaily.com • Published: Mon, 13 Jul 2026 08:12:27 EDT
A research team in Colorado has developed a suite of new therapies that prompt aging or damaged joints to repair themselves within weeks, according to animal studies. The new osteo-arthritis treatments include a single, regenerative injection to a joint and a biomaterial repair kit that recruits the body’s own cells to patch holes in damaged […] The post Simple Shot Shows Promise to Reverse Osteo-Arthritis Within Months, Following Animal Treatments appeared first on Good News Network .
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Published: Mon, 13 Jul 2026 02:07:19 +0000
A decade ago, a young American began recording interviews with World War II combat veterans to satisfy his curiosity about the war. That curiosity became something of an obsession, and 3,000 veterans later, his hard drives and SD cards have become something of a national treasure. Brought to us from Steve Hartman for CBS News’ […] The post Young Man Interviews 3,000 World War II Vets Over 10-year Project–Preserving Their Stories appeared first on Good News Network .
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Published: Mon, 13 Jul 2026 11:00:28 +0000
Happy Birthday to Sir Patrick Stewart who turns 86 years old today. The English actor of stage and film grew up poor, yet not only excels in Shakespeare, but plays the lead in his own science fiction series—Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation. He also stars as Charles Xavier in the superhero […] The post Good News in History, July 13 appeared first on Good News Network .
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Published: Mon, 13 Jul 2026 07:00:00 +0000
BY THE OPTIMIST DAILY EDITORIAL TEAM The story of women in art history is mostly a story of not getting seen. Not because women weren’t making art —they were—but because the structures that decided which art got shown, bought, and remembered were built by and for men. MAG The Women Gallery, launched in 2024, is […] The post The first gallery built exclusively to represent women artists first appeared on The Optimist Daily: Making Solutions the News .
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Published: Mon, 13 Jul 2026 00:00:59 +0000
BY THE OPTIMIST DAILY EDITORIAL TEAM Conventional satellites can’t detect a wildfire until it’s roughly the size of a cruise ship. Greece just launched four that catch them when they’re four meters (about 13 feet) across. The four OroraTech nanosatellites, each smaller than a carry-on bag, went into low Earth orbit in May. Greece is […] The post Greece launches nanosatellite system to catch wildfires early first appeared on The Optimist Daily: Making Solutions the News .
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Published: Mon, 13 Jul 2026 00:00:29 +0000